Ape (iheartapes) wrote in roflwtf,

Yoga won't save you now

Before and after photos from Madonna's new album


This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed.
Read the full contract He actually lists a specific length and maximum area for her pubic hair (but she can have it in any shape she wants -- how sweet!) The contract also prohibits her from wearing anything other than thongs, or sleeping in pajamas, and requires her to pose for at least 80 nude photos a year. Creep.
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